Menopause Rhapsody
Bohemian Rhapsody for every Queen
Richard Altorfer29.6.20234"
Is this my new life?
Irritability
Shutting down inside
I can't sleep and am so itchy
Got sweaty thighs
This is my demise, you see
I'm just a woman (oh)
Asking for sympathy (poor girl)
Because a hot flush comes
Memory goes
Mood is high
Then it's low
Every day, more hair grows
Where I don't want any to be
Poor me!
Mama, it's menopause
No more children can be bred
Now my ovaries are dead
Mama, no, it's not much fun
I once was hot
In quite a different way!
Drama! Ooooh
Don't know if I'll laugh or cry
I can't remember my plans
For tomorrow
And my drive has all gone
My brain is feeling scattered
Too late, my prime has gone
Bones shrinking in my spine
Body's aching all the time
Good night - no, I won't sleep!
Just got to go
Gonna toss and turn and
Pee the whole night through!
Sauna - ooooh
(where did my fan go?)
I'm all cracked and dry
I can't stand heat and
Summer time at all!
I am a grumpy hot potato
Yes, I am a hot flush,
You just shush
Go and open a window!
Thunderbolts and lightning
Don't cross me, I'm frightening
See!
Just obey - oh!
All I say - oh
Do my way - oh
Or you'll pay - oh!
Don't delay, oh, don't you know?
I'm gonna blow!
I'm just a poor girl with a hot body
(She's just a poor girl, nauseous and clammy!)
(Just give her chocolate and wine - let her be!)
Magnesium for the bones
More pills for my hormones
This hot flush
(No! We will not let you go!
- Let me go!)
This headache
(We will not let you go!
- Let me go!)
This mood swing!
(We will not let you go!
- Let me go!
We will not let you go!
- Let me go!
Never, never, never, never
- Let me go!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, menopausa, menopausa
Menopause, just let me go!
This hellish club turns all women
Into wild banshees
Banshees, banshees!
So you think you can stop age
And turn back time?
So you think that your
Fountain of youth won't run dry?
Oh, ladies
Take it from me, poor ladies
It's going to get you -
Your time will soon come:
Be prepared!
Ooh - oh yeah, oh yeah
My nerves are all shattered
' Always need to pee
Hairier and fatter
Menopause is battering me
At least no more "Aunt Flo"...
